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Wild Krumpos

vent Date: 1979–1983

Don Krumpos

vent Date: 1979–1983 Drafted: 2025-11-23

Beside the goat pen stood an old red hand pump — all iron, stiff, chipped, stubborn with age. It was the kind of pump that felt ancient even in the late 70s, like something from a pioneer story.

To get water, you had to pour water into it first — priming the pump — a ritual as satisfying as any childhood magic trick.

I’d lift the heavy handle, lean my whole weight onto it, and listen as the pump made that deep hollow gulp: woomp… woomp… woomp…

Then, suddenly — water. Cold, metallic, alive.

In the heat of summer, that water tasted cleaner than anything in the world. We’d cup our hands to drink, splash our faces, fill tin pails for the goats, pour the excess on the dust to watch it instantly darken.

Sometimes, on slow afternoons, I’d pump water just to watch it pour. No reason. Just the pleasure of moving water from the earth to the surface with nothing but muscle and rhythm.

Every kid deserves a machine that rewards effort with magic. The pump was that machine.

It taught me: If you put in the work — if you prime, and push, and keep at it — something cool and clear will rise up from below.

A simple truth, revealed by iron and water.

Wild Krumpos

Betty Krumpos’s journals, 1979–1990, and the stories around them